Sometimes it is harder to find and/or think of an image for the agendas than to just write one. What I initially intended to write about was how I can sell nothing on Ebay and make money from it.

The idea is to sell an “imaginary friend” (IF) for you, your kids, spouse or one of your friends. The “IF” will be with you all the times and never leave you site. He will be with you when times are rough and though like rubber, and he will be with you when times are nice and you actually enjoy being alive. He can keep your kids and/or wife busy talking leaving more time for you to watch a sports game on TV or play one on PSII.

You can purchase this extraordinary “IF” as a gift to your kids. If they are smart enough, the kids already have heard about “IF” and perhaps already have one who needs a companion. Your kids will fall in love with “IF” who can keep them company in their rooms. He will be their best “IF” and play with them all day long in their rooms. You don’t have to take them to the park or out for a movie; you can spend your time sleeping on the couch drinking beer.

You can also purchase the “IF” as a Christmas for your significant other. She will enjoy the company of “IF” whey you are out with your friends enjoying a cold one. With “IF” you won’t have to check in with her nor should you feel guilty about being out with your friends while is not. “IF” is a perfect listener who will continuously be her hears for hours at a time while you watch your favorite game on your newly acquired LCD TV.

These are just a few simple tasks that “IF” is designed to accomplish whilst you enjoy the relative calm you deserve from your kids and spouse.